maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

(via muffining)

thirstfollower:

why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me

(Source: thirstfollower, via muffining)

the-best-of-funny:

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

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#That’s one hell of a pick up line

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Cool idea: remake The Breakfast Club, reverse the gender of each character and base it on today’s generation. I was in a modernized gender reverse play of the Breakfast Club and got to play female John Bender, Joan Bender. And it was awesome.

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dangerhamster:

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British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

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once-upon-a-smile:

Tumblr, you’re doing something right.

This is what happens when you search the tag suicide, depressed, self harm, and eating disorder. To anyone struggling with any of these things, please reach out and seek help.

You are worth it and you deserve it. 

Also, please reblog this so more people can see this. It could save a life. 

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positivelypinkie:

This is Oslo. She will be six in June.

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nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via muffining)

jackballs:

when your friends make plans without you

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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